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I have a story to tell from my electrical well

Abandoned But Controlled

Created on 2006-01-15 08:23:59 (#9263125), last updated 2007-09-12

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Name:Fraulein Elsa
Birthdate:1986-09-11
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Hey, I'm the blue canary in the outlet by the lightswitch who watches over people...

...If I were and evil plant, I'd apologize for it, then I'd shoot my wax needles at you.... ^_^

I'm a big fan of Kaizers Orchestra--pretty much the biggest band in Norway, which is great 'cause I live in the US. I like people who know the god-damn difference between "their," "they're," and "there." Rawr. I think people who demand credit for dumb things, like icons, suck ass. I do WWII re-enacting (civilian and American Red Cross nursebut soon it will iclude French Resistance), My unit is 1st infantry (US) but I fraternize with the Krauts often. I motherfuckin' cuss like a god-damn bitch-ass cunt of shitty fuckin' sailor. If I were a pedophile, my name would be Robert...

And as always:
"Remember: Don't yell, 'BINGO!' unless you actually have a winning card."
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